Clinton knows why the caged bird sings… … makes a play for African-Americans and adolescent poetesses in a new North Carolina ad featuring Ms. Maya Angelou. Also, babies are cute:

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Obama tells the “Truth” on the Clinton-McCain gas-tax holiday… … spends big bucks on a 60-second Indiana/N.C. spot bragging about how honest he is, hopes someone other than elite media columnists will care:

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Mississippi Democrat Travis Childers says ‘I did not have relations with that man’… … feels compelled to distance himself from Obama after being linked by his congressional opponent to the Illinois black senator. So much for Obama’s promise to “suddenly” make “Mississippi… a Democratic state”:

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and last but not least:

Clinton can’t operate a coffee machine… … immediately loses support of coffee-machine-operating blue-collar Americans nationwide. Guess they had a different model on the “Night Shift”:

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