In no particular order, the first honorary bad thing is Adam Sandler. Not any one specific film, just Adam Sandler in general. As someone who put out movies like 2011’s Jack & Jill and 2015’s Pixels, it would be an entirely separate undertaking for any self-respecting critic like Schleck to whittle down Sandler’s cinematic pantheon to a single choice. Apparently his award-worthy performance in 2019’s Uncut Gems wasn’t enough to elevate him above his more notorious work.

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Other films included an assortment of romantic comedies, such as 2012’s This Means War and 2010’s Valentine’s Day. While This Means War earns its spot thanks to its poor casting and execution, Valentine’s Day derives Schleck’s contempt from its sequels, apparently citing a sins of the father situation. The 50 Shades movies receive a collective mention as well, seeing as they could technically be seen as romantic comedies in how hilarious some might see their ill-fated attempts at being romantic.

Going from the cute to the zany, 2017’s The Emoji Movie gets blasted for its cynical cash grab status and “repellant characters”, while 2011’s Cowboys and Aliens appears more genuine in its misguided passion. In keeping with the silly bits, the inclusion of 2012’s Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter appears almost spiteful due more to the film’s wasted potential than any one more specific element.

Finally, three entries earn the distinction of just being bad. The Human Centipede trilogy are seen as terrible by regular viewers and downright offensive by horror fans. Meanwhile, 2013’s Movie 43 and 2010’s The Last Airbender take wasted potential to almost an art form, with interesting concepts and casts that do nothing to save the films themselves.

Frank Scheck’s list almost reads like a decade of obscure omens warning humanity of the disaster to come. Though perhaps venting frustrations about something comparatively petty like bad films could serve as some much needed catharsis. Maybe he needed it, and maybe everyone else needs it too. So go out there and criticize something. But maybe do it quietly.

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Source: The Hollywood Reporter